Geoff Pierson

Jack Malloy

Stephanie Hodge

Jennie Malloy

Kevin Connolly

Ryan Malloy

Nikki Cox

Tiffany Malloy

Justin Berfield

Ross Malloy

Wendy Benson-Landes

Barbara Caufield

Joyce Van Patten

Maureen Slattery

Bobcat Goldthwait

Mr. Floppy (voice)

Allan Trautman

Mr. Floppy (puppeteer)

Hayden Panettiere

Little Girl

Kristanna Loken

Sable O'Brian

Aimee Warren

Twin #1

Danielle Warren

Twin #2

Michael Dubrow

Buzzcut Guy

Jessica Hahn

Miss Taylor

Dana Daurey

Amber

Brett Stimely

Larry

Ant

Barry