Polyester

Divine

Francine Fishpaw

Tab Hunter

Todd Tomorrow

Edith Massey

Cuddles Kovinsky

David Samson

Elmer Fishpaw

Mary Garlington

Lu-Lu Fishpaw

Ken King

Dexter Fishpaw

Mink Stole

Sandra Sullivan

Joni Ruth White

La Rue

Hans Kramm

Heintz

Stiv Bators

Bo-Bo Belsinger

Rick Breitenfeld

Dr. Arnold Quackenshaw

Michael Watson

Freddy Ashton

Derek Neal

Pimp

Jean Hill

Gospel Bus Hijacker

Jim Hill

Picket Reporter

John Brothers

TV News Announcer

Mary Vivian Pearce

Nun A

Sharon Niesp

Nun B