Christopher Walken

Turner Lair

David Eigenberg

John

Michael Caine

Henry Lair

Jonah Bobo

Zach Lair

Josh Lucas

Jason Lair

Eva Blaylock

Waitress (Uncredited)

Glenne Headly

Katrina

Carlos A. Cabarcas

KFC Counterman

Gerry Bamman

Albert

Jean Effron

Albert's Mother

Lily Knight

Tiffany's Saleswoman

Rick Negron

KFC Manager

David Marciano

Detective

Norbert Weisser

Walter

Laurie O'Brien

Ruth

Kathryn Hahn

Sarah

Robert Douglas Washington

College student

Michael O'Neill

Cowboy