Pauline Quirke

Sharon Theodopolopodos

Linda Robson

Tracey Stubbs

Lesley Joseph

Dorien Green

Charlie Quirke

Travis Stubbs

Rupert Vansittart

Wayne

David Emanuel

David Emanuel

Ray Winstone

Malcolm

Ronan Vibert

Martin

George Hamilton

Self

George Wendt

Himself

Jamie Glover

Richard

Barry Jackson

George

Ross Kemp

Detective Inspector Monk

Eamonn Walker

Colin

Jamie Foreman

Acting

Alan Ford

Prison Officer

Martin Kemp

Acting

Peter Vaughan

Monty