Rik Mayall

Alan B'Stard

Michael Troughton

Piers Fletcher-Dervish

Hugh Laurie

Waiter

Marsha Fitzalan

Sarah B'Stard

Stephen Fry

Piers Lonsdale

Celia Imrie

Hilary

John Sessions

Lord Penistone

John Woodvine

Sir Malachi Jellicoe

Serena Gordon

Victoria

Trevor Laird

Lance Okum-Martin

William Simons

Catchpole

Angus MacInnes

Captain Hirsch

Steffanie Pitt

Cyndy

Neville Phillips

Headmaster

John Fitzgerald Jay

Co-Pilot

Chris Tummings

Police Sergeant

Patrick Godfrey

Chief Whip

Tim Stern

Cabbie