Brass Eye

Chris Morris

Christopher Morris / Ted Maul / Various Characters

Mark Heap

Simon Hottrin / Dr. Zeus Spofforth / Various Characters

Alexander Armstrong

American Vox Pop

Hugh Dennis

Dr. Balb Kubrox

Richard Briers

Self

Paul Garner

"Technology!" man

David Cann

Vicar

Ian Gelder

Dr. Jonathan Kwattes

John Irwin

Writing

Hayley Casanovas

Acting

Luke Sorba

Dinner Party Guest / Boxing Goat Owner

Felicity Montagu

Dinner Party Guest

Lynsey de Paul

Self

Alexandra Paul

Self (voice)

Britt Ekland

Self

Nicholas Parsons

Self

Michael Van Wijk

Self

Paul Daniels

Self