Michael Caine

Charlie Croker

Noël Coward

Mr. Bridger

Benny Hill

Professor Simon Peach

Margaret Blye

Lorna

Raf Vallone

Altabani

Tony Beckley

Camp Freddie

Rossano Brazzi

Beckerman

Irene Handl

Miss Peach

John Le Mesurier

Governor

Fred Emney

Birkinshaw

John Clive

Garage Manager

Graham Payn

Keats

Michael Standing

Arthur

Stanley Caine

Coco

Barry Cox

Chris

Robert Powell

Yellow

Harry Baird

Big William

George Innes

Bill Bailey