Brass Eye

Chris Morris

Christopher Morris / Ted Maul / Various Characters

Mark Heap

Simon Hottrin / Dr. Zeus Spofforth / Various Characters

Alexander Armstrong

American Vox Pop

Hugh Dennis

Dr. Balb Kubrox

Richard Briers

Self

Paul Garner

"Technology!" man

David Cann

Alan Fortune-Vatch

Ian Gelder

Dr. Jonathan Kwattes

John Irwin

Writing

Hayley Casanovas

Acting

Luke Sorba

Dinner Party Guest / Boxing Goat Owner

Felicity Montagu

Dinner Party Guest

Lynsey de Paul

Self

Alexandra Paul

Self (voice)

Britt Ekland

Self

Nicholas Parsons

Self

Michael Van Wijk

Self

Paul Daniels

Self