Decker

Ralph Lucas

James Dean / Dracula

Joe Estevez

President Davidson

Sally Kellerman

First Lady Janet Davidson

Tim Heidecker

Agent Jack Decker

Gregg Turkington

Special Agent Kington

Mark Proksch

Abdul / Wolfman / Frankenstein / Bob Cratchit / Jacob Marley / Mummy / Charlie Chaplin / W-CPO

Andrew Porter

Michael Victor

Ayaka Ohwaki

President Davidson's Secretary

Chris Murray

Terrorist

Melanie Erlich

Waitress

Cristy Joy

Stewardess

Daniel Krause

Terrorist 1

Al Jardine

Dr. Richards

Kyle Clinton

Soldier

Ernest Pierce

Front Desk Clerk

David Schroeder

Doctor

Simone Turkington

Advisor

Corwin Allard

Young Jack Decker Jr.