Stroker and Hoop

Jon Glaser

Stroker (voice)

Timothy "Speed" Levitch

Hoop (voice)

Paul Christie

C.A.R.R. (voice)

Moira Quirk

Khan'Ja / Meryl / Dora / Theater-Goer (voice)

Carlos Alazraqui

Talking Diamond / Magic Shop Owner (voice)

Danny Mann

Flip / Radio Ad (voice)

Mike Rubens

Band Nerd / Trucker / Wolverine (voice)

Nika Futterman

Keith / Secretary / Kid 2 (voice)

Debi Derryberry

Miss Squash Casserole / Jack's Girl (voice)

Catherine Taber

Miss Hoe Cakes (voice)

Tara Strong

Girl / Jean Wilson / Radio Host (voice)

S. Scott Bullock

Hoop's Mom / Neil Diamond / Lou Diamond Phillips (voice)

Colette Whitaker

Areola / Co-Ed 2 / Elf Queen (voice)

Curtis Armstrong

Double-Wide / Grobbit 2 / Pool Cleaner (voice)

Lori Alan

Porsche / Tour Guide / Sunshine (voice)

Mary Birdsong

Angel / Vanessa / Waitress (voice)

James Arnold Taylor

Ron Howard (voice)

Catero Colbert

Li'l Rapist / Polk / Umbrella Holder #2 (voice)