Nigel Planer

Ralph Filthy

Rik Mayall

Richard Rich

Adrian Edmondson

Edward Catflap

Barbara Windsor

Mum

Rupert Bates

Milkman

Arthur Smith

Milkman

Lee Cornes

Dustman

Johanna Hargreaves

Cindy

Ceri Jackson

Nurse

Steve Kelly

Taxi Driver

Helen Lederer

Doctor

Nick Maloney

Policeman

Anne Nolan

Anne Nolan

Chris Barrie

The Director

Bernie Nolan

Bernie Nolan

Alec Bregonzi

Waiter

Coleen Nolan

Coleen Nolan

Alice Douglas

Girl